1. The criminal must be introduced early on, and must not be a character whose thoughts the reader has followed. 2. No supernatural agencies. 3. No more than one secret room or passage, and these should only be found in appropriate buildings. 4. No undiscovered poisons, or appliances which need a long scientific explanation at the end. 5. No racist caricatures. 6. The detective must not be helped by an accident or unaccountable intuition. 7. The detective must not commit the crime. 8. The detective must not find any clues which are not immediately revealed to the reader. 9. 'The Watson', i.e. the detective's friend who is often the main point of view character, must be of slightly lower intelligence than the average reader, and must not conceal any thoughts which go through his mind. 10. Twins and doubles must not be introduced unless the reader has been prepared for them.The 14 Features of Eternal Fascism